convolution factor

a scale from one to five (1-5) with five being the most severe, that describes the way someone will adjust their speaking and writing to sound more intelligent or experienced to impress someone they want to date; while intending to sound worldly, people employing a high convolution factor often come across as confusing or just plain idiots

When Linda said she didn't know anything about cars, Brian started speaking at about a convolution factory of 4 to impress her.

by Sexy Simian December 3, 2010

The Drunk Factor

The Drunk Factor should be considered when contemplating a situation or scenario and the possible outcome. This means that the scenario in hand could have been a direct result of inebriation and could have been different if not drunk. Therefore, a person should always consider the drunk factor.

Phil: Steph and I kissed last night at the party, do you think it meant anything?
Scott: I dunno bud, you have to consider The Drunk Factor

by Belfastboy January 1, 2010

Swag Factor

Scientific Wild Ass Guess - Used in estimating the fact in question with attitude and knowledge.

Question: How long will it take to get to the moon?

Answer: Using the Swag Factor: 3 days.

by The Lucid Dog January 25, 2011

X-Factor

Means, acting like a noob.

Dangit vanquish, stop being such an X-Factor.

by ur friend August 29, 2006

Pucker Factor

When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.

EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

cheese factor

a really gay something... concept, show, whatever. it is the level of cheeseyness therein.

The cheese factor of the Power Rangers is high, so dont watch that shit, B.

by linds May 9, 2004

Vag-factor

Being or acting like a hormonal girl on her rag.

Being bitchy, squirrel-y, etc.

Wow, she's being the ultimate vag-factor today.

by Swisherina October 20, 2010