Racial Facial

An event where a man ejaculates onto a womans face from a different race.

Dude I totally gave that black girl a racial facial.

by jimmy t boi January 25, 2009

ass faced

When your cat gets up in your face, demands attention and you pet the beast face to face; then the cat decides to turn around to see the rest of the room and ASS FACES you by sticking its browneye in your face.

The cat jumped up on my chest and then ASS FACED me!

by Beminen June 19, 2009

Sneaky Facial

Quickly ejaculating on someones face in the dark and running away, not getting caught in the process.

Dude #1:So she was asleep in my living room and I was feeling horny so I did a sneaky facial all over her face and ran!
Dude #2:Nice!

by Ghaly February 23, 2012

Fort Lauderdale Facial

When you wake up after a night of drinking and have to peel dried vomit off your face.

I had a late night on Himmarshee and woke up with a Fort Lauderdale Facial

by Rossasaurus Rex January 1, 2018

Shit-faced

1) Drunk as an Irishman on St. Patty's Day

2) Stoned out of your mind

The mo fo was so shit-faced that he brought a squirt-gun to school and yelled "I have a bomb bitches!!"

by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

shotgun facial

1: When one is shot in the face with a shotgun. Most commonly suicide.
2: bukkake

1: "He gave himself a shotgun facial." (In response to "How'd he die?")
2: Me an' some guys gave that bitch a shotgun facial yesterday.

by Sean KF October 9, 2007

fake-faced

The adjective used to describe someone who acts like they are under the influence, when it is obvious they are not.

Danny: Dude did you see see Diana last night? Was she shit-faced or what??
Evan: No bro, she was definitely fake-faced.
Danny: Oh.

by julesmary October 13, 2008