pirate drunk

wasted beyond belief (preferably on rum). in the final stages one's vocabulary is reduced to arrrrrgggggg!

After her 10th keg stand Kelli was pirate drunk. then she tried to hook up with Ryan.

by the boot September 11, 2003

second hand drunk

People who act drunk when there are drunk people around.

Bitch had nothing to drink but she still made out with that guy because everybody else was drunk. She was second hand drunk.

by MrNickRo March 13, 2009

Spunk Drunk

A lady (sic), often a bit of a munter, who has had rather more than her fair share of meat and who'll gladly help herself to extra portions given half a chance. Easily recognizable by the glazed expression, smeared mascara and bow-legged gait.

A lady of easy virtue and questionable morals. The proverbial good time had by all.

According to Gordon, spunk drunk Brenda has fucked more men than tuberculosis

by Citizen Sade March 15, 2008

DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn

Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?

Kid 2: Ramos

Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

by MikeyJoy January 13, 2008

drunk face

The way one's facial characteristics change when one is inebriated. Usually droopier in the eyes and cheeks. For females, their makeup is more obvious.

Something looks different about Susie tonight.
Yea, it looks like she has her drunk face on.

by LastNightsGarbage.com December 3, 2007

Drunk Talk

The best talk of them all. Sweet sweet drunk talk. When you're smashed and you're talking about everything and anything.

Coined by Homer Simpson

"When I was driving those bastards home, all I heard was drunk talk"

by your mom March 10, 2003

drunk dial

the calls made usually at an ubsurd hour of the night/morning after drinking heavily that the caller regrets the next day when they discover that the person they called was their ex and they admitted to still having feelings for or something equally embarrasing

a conversation resulting from a drunk dial may go something like this:

"hello?"
"omg i love you so much why did we break up i need you"
"ew"
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!'

by drunk dialer January 2, 2006