Diarrhadar

The ability to detect and track the progress of diarrhea in your body; the warning your body gives you before you muddy your underoos

Danielle sat alone on the park bench, crestfallen. Earlier that day she had failed to check her diarrhadar while standing in line at Hardees Big Boy, and caca'd all down the backside of her favorite kulats.

by Ph.D(iarrhea) April 18, 2013

Diarrhea nips

The act of shooting poo poo out of both areolas simultaneously with a consistency that resembles hot lava exploding from a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, I swear to god if he comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the face with straight diarrhea nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

Diarrhea

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea

I got diarrhea

by A.S.Swipe December 23, 2017

Diarrhea-Faced

When your so shitfaced that you start having the runs

Yo look at that dude on the toilet , he’s so diarrhea-faced

by SynysterZV April 15, 2019

diarrhea pump

Another name for a William.

That guy is such a diarrhea pump!

by Porkchop1016 October 6, 2019

Diarrhea

abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with more or less fluid stools

Also it’s the nastiest shit ever to happen to your nasty ass human body.🤬🤒

She diarrhea’d All over the floor with her nasty ass lookin self.

by I_still_watch_el_patito_juan October 23, 2019

Diaroonies

Diarrhea, the runs, Hershey squirts.
This word is usually used in conversation as opposed to it's word of origin (diarrhea) as an alternative in order to minimize disgust when speaking casually about certain bodily functions.

"bro you've been in the bathroom forever!"
"I know man, I've been dealing with the mad diaroonies today"

by Droppinthechief November 3, 2019