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jacky daniel's happy ending 

When one fraternity pledge, while pledging, is forced to take a shot of jack daniel's mixed with the cum of his "grand-big."
1. You are pre-gaming at your fraternity when your big tells you it's time for you first "jacky daniel's happy ending." You are then blindfolded and wait for your shot to be mixed. While you were blindfolded your "grand-big" ejaculates into the shot glass and fills the rest with jack daniels. You then down the shot like a champ and are forced to say "YUM."

2."Wow, Frats are GAY"
one who is well endowed with huge shlong. one who likes to play the field yet never has the time to waste. a word used to describe guys that loves to have his cake and eat it to..a man that can be a romantic yet at the same time a complete asshole.
Girl #1- Oh my God, i hate that kid he is such a fucking daniel.
Girl #2- Yea i know, but you just can't help but love him!
daniel by emokidd5526 March 9, 2009

daniel steele

a cute guy , with an awesome personality , loves to have fun , easy to fall for , you never wanna lose a daniel .
yeah , he looks like a daniel steele
daniel steele by me3000 July 19, 2011

Daniel Horne 

Proper Noun
Daniel Horne has often been refered to throughout the ages as a mystical being of ultimate power, intelligence and compassion. Most predominantly seen in the Shogun Era of Japanese culture, he is depicted as being half dragon, half tiger, half moon, half sun, half god, half ninga, half man simultaneously. Scholars believe that Daniel Horne is a recurring reincarnation of some otherworldly being. His purpose in mortal life at this stage is unknown however, there are some who claim great fortune from meeting Daniel. These people have sinced been taken into mental institutions due to chronic withdrawal symptons. Pyschologists believe these people are addicted to an uknown chemical, which has recently been added to the periodic Table of elements as 217 DH or commonly Hornium.
Guy 1: That's so fucking cool, like Daniel Horne cool.

Guy 2: If my joke was that cool, my life is complete. I'm going to go kill myself to end my life on the highest possible note.

Guy 1: I would do the same.
Daniel Horne by mailliw May 2, 2013
Daniel is a very good looking boy who has a charming personality. Daniel can always comfort you when you are sad and acts like your best friend since the first day you meet him. He is very straight forward person and gives great advice. If there is a Daniel in your life, he won't let you go and you should do the same. He is all around a great person.
Kristina: Daniel is such a gentlemen
Landon: I know, he's my best friend
Kristina: I love him so much
Daniel by dededededededded February 16, 2018

Danielle Cohn 

“she twerks while in a split she’s racking up them tips, she body rocks and her booty pops and she’s proud to be called a bitch”
nah jk she’s just a 13 tryna catch a case who is indeed not thicc nor thick.
mom: what are u being for Halloween?
me: a thot

mom: what costume resembles a “thot
me: adidas track pants and a cropped Harvard sweatshirt
mom: ohh danielle cohn
Danielle Cohn by jules18 October 16, 2019