Alaskan Cod Grinder

A common sexual act in the remote north:

Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.

Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.

Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.

Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.

Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.

Tyler drilled me a new hole last night with an Alaskan Cod Grinder. I’ve never cum harder.

by SirHoneyVadger December 7, 2019

Packing A Cod

A term for when a gay man and a lesbian woman are getting day drunk and then get a bit too horny, then have sex "just this once".

My goodness! I just caught Kevin and Priscilla Packing a Cod!!!

by rabbitz_ June 9, 2017

Concrete Cod Piece

A cod piece made of concrete, which is often worn by African militants in combination with a female wig, a small dainty purse, a pair of Chuck Tailor sneakers, and an AK-47 rifle.

Tyrone hit a scantily clad floozie with the butt of his AK-47 rifle. Then he pulled off his concrete cod piece and blew a load in her eye…

by CougarMILF1969 March 26, 2010

Cape Cod Academy (CCA)

place where people dont care about anyones feelings...only that hot new trend

hey did you see that girl over there crying? no i was to busy checking out her new $500 purse

by anonymous April 10, 2005

Blow cod'n'ator

When a male is playing Call of duty, and his girlfriend(s), and/or female person(s) is giving him a blow job, while feeding him a Wendy's Bacconator

Use the picture in your mind a Blow cod'n'ator

by D-boi55 April 14, 2009

CAPE COD

Best Fucking Place on Earth

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

cyan cod

Like a red herring, but even more misleading and infinitely trickier.

"I thought that I may have found Elvis but discovered that it was just another cyan cod."

by newshmoo August 22, 2006