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Funken Wagon

The Jesuit, slang term for your brain. Often confused with junior high school visitors for many other things.
"Put that in your funken wagon."
Funken Wagon by William Ballsitch February 7, 2008

station-wagon Sunday

The Sunday before college starts where parents drive their station wagons up to the college to help their kids move in and prepare for college life. Station wagons are the only car they can fit all their kid's stuff in.
Billy: Do there seem to be an exponentially high amount of station wagons parked around campus today?

John: Yeah man, where have you been? School starts tomorrow... it's station-wagon Sunday.

green wagon 

Killing two greenheads in one hunt.
I brought down the green wagon today
green wagon by rocco313 October 27, 2010

Wrinkle Wagon 

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.
Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.
Wrinkle Wagon by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

Saigon Wagon 

The art of taking a pvc pipe and inserting it into the rectum of an individual and proceeding to pour melted wagon wheels through the tube.
Bradley snuck up on James while he was taking a nap in foods class and gave him the most hefty saigon wagon his highschool had ever seen.
Saigon Wagon by viddycent November 22, 2011

Hustle Wagon 

A name used to describe a tricked out ghetto car, or an individual with immense swag, even on foot.
Hustle Wagon by DOMINATOR AF April 12, 2012