The abrupt rising from your bed (like a vampire rising from its coffin) when you come in the act of felatio.
by Fishfillay May 09, 2019
Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.
James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.
by PopeVortex May 25, 2023
by Super multi ball August 31, 2023
Lesbian orgy where all participants or most participants are on their period concentrating on oral sex
by Bambi barrister June 22, 2022
by xxxxkaire_xx January 19, 2022
A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
by Serial Pisser June 05, 2023