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Fetus Fuckers United (FFU) 

Fetus Fuckers United (FFU) is a recent organization, which consists of fucking and eating fetuses on a daily bases. There are many different levels of hierarchy, but the goal is the same to all members of the FFU; To eat and fuck as many fetuses as a lifetime can offer.

The Society is made up of many weomen and less men, so the fetus supply is plentiful. Iniatition includes; Make an art peice out of the fetuses' torn and twisted and deformed body parts. Also you must sacrifice your first unborn.
Guy A: "Hey has anyone seen Jim?"

Girl A: "I think he went on vacation."

Guy B: "Yeah, he said sumthin' about a new organization that he was going to try to help."

Girl B: "What Organization?"

Guy B: "I think it's the the FFU."

Guy A: "What the fuck is FFU? Is it some sort of final fantasy club?"

Guy B: "No silly, it's Fetus Fuckers United (FFU)"

Guy B: "Actually, to come clean, i've been a member for six years."

Girl A: "Your fucking nuts, in fact, your all fucking nuts, im leaving."

Girl B: "Why are you still reading this, you have no life. JOIN TODAY!!!!!!!!"

The United States Marine Corp 

Elite of all the armed services in the United states
The United States Marine Corp is acctually worth something, unlike the air-force

Brandchester United 

Name of slack-jawed, knuckle-scraping pub team from Manchester, England.

Famously supported by no-one in the Manchester area. Infamously managed by sour-faced, Scottish alcoholic.

See also Manchester United
I never thought Brandchester United would lose Ronaldo to Real.

I'm glad Brandchester United didn't moan on and on and on like they usually do.

45th President of the United States 

some spoiled brat who bombed syria, started a trade war with china, is building a useless wall, and is a greedy rich white capitalist
im not a hillary supporter but 45th President of the United States is a fucking piece of shit

DC United 

A football team (or soccer, whatever floats your boat) that has dominated MLS this 2006 season. With a record of 15-5-10, United has clinched the 2006 Supporters Shield. This goes to the MLS team with the best record and gives them a place in the CONCACAF Champion's Cup. On top of this, United has won the Atlantic Cup, was the first team to guarantee a playoff berth, and sent seven players to the MLS All-Star game (three in the Starting XI), where they proceeded to beat English powerhouse Chelsea FC. DC United also played Spanish giant Real Madrid, a game which ended in an impressive tie, resulting from a spectacular passing sequence involving Freddy Adu, Josh Gros, Christian Gomez, and Jaime Moreno, with Alecko Eskandarian whipping it in past Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas.
"DC United fucking owns!"

Leeds United 

Leeds United Association Football Club. Formed in 1919 following the demise of Leeds City AFC who were thrown out of division two following financial irregularities. Their place was taken by Port Vale. Leeds United were elected into Division Two the following year. Won the FA Cup in its Centenary year. Last winners of the old First Division title before it became the Premiership. However, currently beginning life in old Division Three for the first time in their history.
Leeds United - Marching on Together - the club anthem

For more details see - http://www.leedsutd365.co.uk
Leeds United by Chris J Hudson January 2, 2009

Manchester United 

A team followed by bandwagoners and (formerly) teenyboppers who went for them because "David Beckham is sooo hot!" A money-making, merchandise spinning, whore enterprise that plays a bit of soccer on the side.
"Who do you go for in the English Premier League?"
"Manchester United!"
"Name another team that plays in the Premier League?"
"Uhhhh- uuuuuhhhhhh"
"Exactly!"