turkey bandit

One who covertly heists turkey sandwiches in the middle of the night.

"We would have some turkey sammiches for the trip, but the turkey bandit got them."

by corn master October 2, 2002

Turkey Box

A rather saggy vaginal opening - akin to the neck of a turkey, or in some cases a ham sandwich.

"Mavis' Turkey Box looks like a bag of giblets, guy!!"

by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008

Hairy Turkey

Act of gobbling like a turkey while performing oral sex on an a (unshaved) woman.

"She didn't think it was as funny as I did when I gave her a hairy turkey"

by thatguy@someplace April 12, 2009

Going Turkey

Going harder than hard. An updated and more bad ass version of "going ham". This term is not to be used lightly, for it surpasses going ham.

It may include but is not limited to: Drinking insane amounts of grain alcohol till you can't hold your own head up, puking while drinking and then continuing to drink, no sleep, mass amounts of illegal substances, moonshine, hunch punch or absinthe may be a factor.

After 8th shot of 151... "Bro, I am GOING TURKEY tonight!!!!!"

by motorboat26 August 25, 2011

turkey couch

a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.

"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"

"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."

by Hillary Claire November 8, 2007

Turkey Shoe

Directly translated means "small deal". a issue thats not really a big deal.

"Yo bro i just blazed and had to deal with my chick, that aint no turkey shoe"

"arguing with your moms, thats a turkey shoe fo real"

by Don-Dre March 2, 2009

turkey joke

The act of staging a fake joke within a large group of people immediately followed by loud rambunctious laughter intended to make others around them think that the laughing party is having the most fun in the room when in reality it's the other way around.

During our celebratory reunion dinner with old friends and colleagues, someone from the adjacent table made a turkey joke in order to combat the genuine fun and laughter our table was producing.

by the universe is mine May 29, 2009