Tugging on the Taffy

To masturbate, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, whipping your penis.

A friend asks: What you do last night, Oh just set at home tugging on the Taffy.

by cih7250 July 7, 2017

That's Tuff

a "one size fits all" response to when someone is going through a difficult experience.

That's tuff
‘Twas a night
Where one night stated
Damn my girl cheated on me
And his boy did not know how to respond to that statement
So his home made this revolutionary term
To save us all
“Damn that’s tuff"

by Conderoga October 7, 2019

West Virginia Taffy Pull

When a girl tugs on your nuts and punches you in the face while yelling “yee-haw!”

Michelle gave me a West Virginia Taffy Pull last night and now my balls and face are tender.

by Gbach13 February 28, 2020

Ruff and Tuff

A place where dogs ruff at the athletes who are tuff-ing it out trying to complete their workout of the day (WOD). A place where good boys exert their Dogminance. A place where dogs tell their masters to Sit Up instead.

WOD consists of Good Boy Squats, Tail Wag Push ups and Woof-ups.

All partner work outs require one Dog + one Hooman. The typical WOD time cap is around 12 minutes hooman time which is approximately 84 minutes in dog time.

It’ll be Ruff, but you’ll be Tuff at the end of it !

Hey, I going to Ruff and Tuff. I heard its real goofy.

by Good Boi Roof June 8, 2021

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?

Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

by Death Menace May 4, 2023

Wallering in da Taffy

The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!

Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!

by Fefe and shardin December 22, 2023

buff the tuff to kuff n' tuff

said when something particularly unpleasant happens

guy 1: "Hey, did you hear your mum got in a car accident?"
guy 2: "buff the tuff to kuff n' tuff"

by Theadourus January 29, 2024