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Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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suntanna shade

only the flyest of the fly get to wear suntanna shades. only people who "drop waffles" get to wear them!!!****
Justin Schwaran wears his suntanna shades allda time
by Mackdiezzel December 4, 2010
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Shades

Commonly used in Cork in Ireland, mostly by the youth of Ireland another word for the police
Eric: Here bai pass me the joint
Conan: not a bother bud
Eric: FUCK SHADES SKETCH!!
by anonymous November 28, 2017
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Shade

The President threw shade all over his Central American policies today"
by Fluffy Bert April 2, 2019
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Shade account

When someone makes an insta account sorta like a spam account but way more personal. Use names instead of "they" and post depressing things about their life!
"Did you see Julia's shade account? It's messy" 🐸☕
by Red headed step child November 15, 2017
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Shade Shaffer

A kid that always wears Mr. Beast merch and is relatively quiet unless it's towards his friends.
Shade Shaffer is pretty cool!

Really? He doesn't talk much.
That's just because you don't know him.
by Yea me too January 14, 2020
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50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019
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