method of poking someone from accros the room, generally in an effort to get attention/make someone smile.
(must be accompanied by a finger pointed in direction of pokee. May also be silently done by poker pointing at one's temples and then pointing at pokee.)
(must be accompanied by a finger pointed in direction of pokee. May also be silently done by poker pointing at one's temples and then pointing at pokee.)
by Fae Rula September 5, 2008
Get the telepoke mug.A hack used in FPS games, that is similar to OPK (One-Position Kill) but instead of the enemies being vacuumed to you, your camera teleports in front of them.
Player 1: ZOMG haxx, telekill
Player 2: OMG kick him
Player 3: OMG he just killed me
Player 4 (hacker): Haha!
Player 2: OMG kick him
Player 3: OMG he just killed me
Player 4 (hacker): Haha!
by iNeed aCookE November 13, 2009
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The term latinos and hispanics use to describe unintelligent and silly televisions programs that waste your time and contribute nothing to society. Programs falling under this category could range from telenovelas (soap operas), to entertainment talk shows, to reality t.v.
Mother: son stop watching that telebasura. It isn't teaching you anything, and you are wasting your time.
Son: Mom, come on! Part three of "Amores Traidores" (Traitorous love) is on and Juanita is about to get revenge on Raul for cheating on her with Julia. Just a little bit more!
Mom: I don't care how many girls Raul has cheated with. They aren't going to wash the dishes for me!
Son: Fine!
Son: Mom, come on! Part three of "Amores Traidores" (Traitorous love) is on and Juanita is about to get revenge on Raul for cheating on her with Julia. Just a little bit more!
Mom: I don't care how many girls Raul has cheated with. They aren't going to wash the dishes for me!
Son: Fine!
by telepwn March 11, 2010
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Its okay. She has telebolism.
Its okay. She has telebolism.
by telepathic teletubby April 29, 2010
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Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"
Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"
by Sonicpanda September 7, 2010
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This word has the greek prefix "tele" that means distant communication, and phobia, which means fear.
This word has the greek prefix "tele" that means distant communication, and phobia, which means fear.
I don't like communicating over a long distance because I could embarrass myself because I don't know much about the other countries that they live in. I think I have telephobia.
by phillips1012 December 14, 2012
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