Thanks stretch

A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you

"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"

by LordZalgo December 20, 2014

Thanksgiving pants

When you shit your pants after thanksgiving giving dinner

I think I have thanksgiving pants

by Bj.noggy February 15, 2017

Thanksgiving

In America, it is the only day of the year where it is guaranteed that almost every person within a 2,000-mile radius of you is eating the same exact meal at the exact same time.

Hey, Jim! What are you guys eating tonight?

Oh, you know, just having some Turkey.

No, way! That's what we're having tonight!

Oh, man that's sick! My neighbors down the block are having Turkey for dinner too!

Oh my God so are mine!!!

Let's be best friends!

Err... Happy Thanksgiving, Jim.

by BCB5 November 27, 2017

think meat

Your brain.

Dont stick your finger to far up your nose or you will tickle your think meat.

by Rock Reef February 8, 2018

Thanks a lot, Liz

A standard response to an awkward/inadvertently offensive/incredibly personal question.

“Listen I have a weird question and it’s not like it’s an issue but, I can’t find your balls dude. Do you have balls?”
“Now I have to worry about the size of my balls? Thanks a lot, Liz.”

by AprilUnderwater December 27, 2019

Things are gettin' roudy

Used to describe a situation that is getting out of hand or crazy

Combining this with 'holy horse nuts' helps express that things are bout to go down.

Cowboy: holy horse nuts whats goin' on

Me: looks like things are gettin' roudy partner

Cowboy: we better get outta' here if we dont want no trouble by the sheriff

by makibeika May 27, 2020

Think twice

A popular term used for someone to tell another dumb person to think in their head a second time. Maybe even three sometimes, then it would be called think third. Your average mama has been using this slang too much.

Person 1: Hey, I think I’m gonna piss in public. Got any advice before I do so?
Person 2: What the hell is wrong with you!? Think twice!

by PBS25 September 25, 2020