When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.
Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?
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When you’ve been talking to a girl for so long and you get to know her so much and then all of a sudden she switches up on you turns into a different person and makes you hate her. .....the light switch Bitch.... here one second; gone the next.
The Light Switch Bitch is the girl that you have been talking to you makes you feel like you know her, then out of nowhere she switches up on you .
Friend: don’t worry about her, Tanisha just a light switch bitch...it’z what she do
You: I know but she made me feel like I was the only one. I gave her all my energy and time. Then her personality DIPPED!
Friend: wow what a light switch bitch!
Friend: don’t worry about her, Tanisha just a light switch bitch...it’z what she do
You: I know but she made me feel like I was the only one. I gave her all my energy and time. Then her personality DIPPED!
Friend: wow what a light switch bitch!
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I thought Franklin rode for the hood and all, but now he ratted us to the Feds. He's gonna get taught the meaning of hood respect. As the old saying goes, Snitches get Stitches!
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(In all reality, the "Nintendo Switch" you're going to receive will probably just have 2 or 3 decade old games on it. lol)
(In all reality, the "Nintendo Switch" you're going to receive will probably just have 2 or 3 decade old games on it. lol)
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Get the Temu Nintendo Switch mug.When one needs to use a public restroom to take a #2 and finds that he is not alone. Because he is too embarrassed to take a shit while another is present, that individual fakes to use a urinal until the other person leaves the restroom and then switches to a toilet for a #2.
Man 1: I had to take a massive dump today while I was in class.
Man 2: OK?
Man 1: So I walked out of class and went to the restroom. And when I was in there someone else was there as well. So I faked like I was pissing in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.
Man 2: OK?
Man 1: So I walked out of class and went to the restroom. And when I was in there someone else was there as well. So I faked like I was pissing in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.
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