fuck stutter

right before you come you stutter...and look like a dumbass

RJ fuck stuttered when he came all over his dad's face.

by Josh Z March 17, 2004

boal shattered

dumbass nigga jackson dropped a boal and shit shattered during among us

person 1: brb, boal shattered
person 2: really nigga

by chink monkey November 3, 2020

slatternly

Something only found in Kreysig's Advanced Engineering Mathematics in the reading room of the UCLA Math department.

Only a slattern would slatternly help Michael find his jacket.

by mayHem07 November 4, 2008

stutter

What you should do lots of when you're prank phone calling someone. I like to do it while pranking Matt&Renee.

Mike: "Hello, you have won a PS2"
Matt: "Sweet! Renee I won a PS2!"
Mike: "J-j-j-j-j J-j-j-just k-k-k-kid-d-d-ding. F-f-f-f-fag."

by M Dogg March 25, 2005

fire starter

The act of making a penis hard by rubbing your hands up and down the sides of the penis shaft in the same motion you would use to create a fire with a couple of sticks.

Could also be called a firestarter

Julie attempted to give Jerry a boner by performing a fire starter

by Null February 9, 2004

scattered ass

when a girl walks and she makes that shit CLAP, like a standing ovation.

Ricky: Damn, that girl gotta scattered ass!

Me: What the hell is a "scattered ass?"

Ricky: When a girl walks and she has so much ass it looks like tiny people are doing the wave in a packed stadium

by Siph6 January 4, 2009

spatter

when u fart and it is soo wet, the fart turns into a spray and spatters onto ur underwear.
u can also desend ur pantalones and aim ur spatter and make the recpient a shit face

Tyrone:Shit nigga was dat smell?

T dog:DAMN HOMIEEE i just spattered on myself

by koombez kid May 2, 2007