Underhand Sneeze

Another term for "jerkin off".

"I went into the bathroom stall and it looked like someone underhand sneezed all over the bowl!"

by JoePhatty May 23, 2009

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014

Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017

Sneeze

Something dads do really well.

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

Protein sneeze

Ejaculation of the penis.

Drew released the ole protein sneeze after a brief moment of excitement.

by Cmullins88 December 8, 2021

hand sneeze

When you ejaculate after a hand job.

Man, you should've seen my hand sneeze last night!

by Artie Chokes November 24, 2021

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023