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sneeze-cough 

When you sneeze and cough at the same time.
I was having a bad cold so I Sneeze-coughed several times.
sneeze-cough by elincan January 16, 2016
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Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

*cough**cough**sneeze* ye 

*cough**cough**sneeze* ye
when someones trim is so cold that you gain head top freezing.

commonly used when speaking about heir.
it,s a hazard
"have you seen that new barbers down ends ye, i herd the trims are so cold that you get head top freezing"

"*cough**cough**sneeze* ye"
when someones trim is so cold that you get head top freezing.

Couch Style/Steeze

A position in which the guy lays flat on his back and the chick rides him like a cowboy, but she is grabbing his shoulders, and due to reflex it his legs stick up which make it look like he is sitting in a L-Z-boy. The Guy looks like he is sitting in a L-Z-Boy While getting ridding, when he is sitting on a flat surface.

1:Yo man what did you end up doing with kelsey last night dude?
2: She fucking rode me hard man grabbed my shit up man
1: How so dude?
2: Fucking Couch Style/Steeze dude
1: Dope got to chill out an ride it out like you were on a L-Z-Boy!

Couch Style/Steeze

A position in which the guy lays flat on his back and the chick rides him like a cowboy, but she is grabbing his shoulders, and due to reflex it his legs stick up which make it look like he is sitting in a L-Z-boy. The Guy looks like he is sitting in a L-Z-Boy While getting ridding, when he is sitting on a flat surface.
1:Yo man what did you end up doing with kelsey last night dude?
2: She fucking rode me hard man grabbed my shit up man
1: How so dude?
2: Fucking Couch Style/Steeze dude
1: Dope got to chill out an ride it out like you were on a L-Z-Boy!
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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