When you sneeze and cough at the same time.
I was having a bad cold so I Sneeze-coughed several times.
by elincan January 5, 2016
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*cough**cough**sneeze* ye
when someones trim is so cold that you gain head top freezing.

commonly used when speaking about heir.
it,s a hazard
"have you seen that new barbers down ends ye, i herd the trims are so cold that you get head top freezing"

"*cough**cough**sneeze* ye"
when someones trim is so cold that you get head top freezing.
by mmmmsausage November 29, 2019
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When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 9, 2023
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When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 9, 2023
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