Poopity scoopity woopity do

The act of scooping crap into a dish and staring at it for hours whilst constipating existence.

Tod was feeling down so he took a crap on the floor, one "Poopity scoopity woopity do* later Tod was contemplating existence.

by Dr carbeery the 4WDriveth September 5, 2022

Double-twisty Shlop-shlop

1. A sex move used on men to make them orgasm quickly. The move involves grabbing the penis with 2 hands, twisting it twice, and sucking it twice.
2. A 2-2-2 move.

Someone gave me a double-twisty shlop-shlop last night.

by CTGreen February 27, 2020

scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

by Yoda September 23, 2003

scooper

The sexual act of licking from the apex of the scrotum, through the perinuem, and, finally, across the anus. This is performed as a single, continuous lick.
Posited to have developed in the jungles of Equador in the 5th century BC, this increasingly popular activity has recently taken off amongst caucasian men of Irish ancestry in their 4th to 5th decades of life.

My ass was wet all night after Besty gave me a scooper.

I hope Linda holds her breath during my scooper.

by Timothy Emanuel March 21, 2009

scooping

when you go up behind a guy and grab his ballsack from inbetween his legs, and cup them im your hand, and scoop them backwards, towards you

1: ouch man, that scoop really hurt !
2: haha, scooping is fun

by K-Starr. May 4, 2009

Scoopdunk

1.The act of hitting a girls breast up with a "scooping" motion and then slapping it down as if to "dunk" (a basketball).

2. Titty slapping action.

1. So i tried to scoopdunk her...but her titties weren't big enough.

2. Charlene just scoopdunked me and now i have bruises on my tits.

by Samyou'llsee February 20, 2011

scoop

to acquire illicit drugs (i.e. heroin) on the street-corner.

"I was jonesin' and it took forever to scoop."

by shady bill August 2, 2004