Shern

a shern is something Wider than it is long. Often used as an insult.

(A SHERN)Something wider than it is long!

by some boy must be December 29, 2007

Sheen

1: Typical nerd of Chinese or Asian descent, characterised by very poor, broken English spoken with an incomprehesible accent; higher than average IQ; pants that are too high etc...

2: idiot, nerd, tool, moron, one who possesses overall gross lameness

Origin: French word for China (Chine)

1:Fix your pants before you do my homework you sheen!

2:God Shane, stop being such a sheen!

by GHtool July 11, 2006

Sheenin

To act crazy or psychotic in an effort to promote the self interests of a massive out of control ego that has clearly, already checked out of some inter-galactic space hotel in the E-237 Nebula. To post rambling, nonsensical, non sequitur messages on social media networks, mainstream media channels and earthly-based radio frequency transmitters that are probably controlled by Trolls. To wave hands and smoke a lot of cigarettes while talking with sychophants on earthly based, land, cell and satellite phones, while at the same time being re-assured that you are sane, still funny and relevant by godesses, agents and Hollywood.

You are totally "Sheenin". You got fired from your job because you get drunk all the time. You have all these wild parties at your house on the weekend and in Vegas. You are hooking up with really hot girls all the time and have actually married a few and..... Oh crap! What was I saying? Oh yeah! You are totally Sheenin! You are WINNING and crazy! Rock on you crazy Warlock!

by bignorge March 27, 2011

Sheenkin

Sheenkin. This involves smoking crack, injecting heroin, taking hits of acid while snorting rails of coke and ecstasy mixed together while taking a dump and getting head from three different woman whose identities are unknown to you. You then die in an inevitable explosion, and nearby children will automatically weep over your exploded body.

*Two friends whispering at a funeral*
Guy 1: "Hey, what the hell was he doing when he died man? He had everything going for him!"
Guy 2: "Man I heard he was doing a serious Sheenkin..."

by Rainbow Robotica April 15, 2011

Sheenisms

sheenisms-collective word associations that erupt into everday language usually as a result of a hyper-inflated ego egged on by over mediatric exposure. Caution: Use of the aforementioned 'isms' will effect one's appearence to be of a sub-standard intellect usually associated with those who purchase tabloids at the newstand and grocery store checkout lines.

sheenisms-warlock sheenisms-sheens goddesses sheenisms-duh, winning just to name a few.

by junqdiva April 23, 2011

Sheenalie

Persons named Sheenalie usually are people who keeps some of her friends in the back burner. She usually keeps to herself but when she doesn't she's very loud. When one meets a person name Sheenalie, I suggest that you be very cautious. She can be an annoying prick, a bitch, and slut all at the same time.

When one meets Sheenalie be very careful.

by BS-Uprising August 2, 2011

Sheening

1. A state of mind where one thinks they are winning when in actual fact they are not. Similar to that of Charlie Sheen or Lady Gaga.
2. A state of delirium in which people may confuse themselves with Charlie Sheen.

1. "Jessica is so sheening. Like her parents only own one Ferrari".
2. "Leave Jehesophat alone, he's in a state of sheening".

by Phillipious June 9, 2011