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Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.
My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.
by nob May 11, 2004
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Heart-Shaped-Box

In the manga Princess Ai, co-created by Misaho Kujiradou, D.J. Milky & Courtney Love, the main character is Princess Ai (hence the manga name).
In the story Princess Ai half human/half angel from the land called "Ai-Land" (seriously) who arrives at Earth with completly no memorie of who she is but her name, she has a talent for singing and loves being on stage this character is modeled after Courtney Love. This explains why she has a 'trinket' heart-shaped-box holding locket with the picture of the two people she loves most. The amusing part is the picture turns out to be a character named 'Kent' who she pretty much instantly fell in love with when arriving on earth.. (if you havn't figured it out yet Kent = Kurt)
Part of this story is about their love, or more like Courtney and Kurt's love. The Heart-Shaped-Box is the symbol between them because of the song written by Kurt Cobain to her. It is sweet and cute how she weasled that into the story, a love drama fantasy and a must read for anyone who likes these genres!
Princess Ai: Nora...?
Kent!
(I want to be with you, Kent.
I want to be with..)
Being around me is very dangerous.
Kent, let me go..
*blink*
What a horrible dream
*necklace hits ground that came out the Heart-Shaped-Box*
Hey, this pendant opens up...
My father... Nora...
(The two men in my life
After that parting moment with Nora--
I vowed to never again let go of the one i loved.
To me, our love was worth facing any danger together.)
How could I forget?
(But Kent...
...He bought this book to me.
I wish I could see him to ask him why...
...But I'm not strong enough to protect Kent.)
The picture...
...It changed to Kent?!
Why'd it changed? What does it mean?!
by Rinkatiki February 4, 2009
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Shafted

To get impaled or stabbed through, like shiskabob
Damn, that foo' got shafted!!
by Tak0 February 18, 2003
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black forest shateau

This is when a male or female licks and sucks the anus of a male or female that has an extensive amount of pubic hair. While the male or female is licking and sucking the anus the receiver proceeds to defecate into the persons face.
Man: "Oh darling ive had such a lovely night you know what would make this extra special, if we were able to do a black forest shateau"

Woman: "Yes that would be delightful"
by Dollyrocket July 16, 2011
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shaved possum

I went to a hoe-down and saw a bunch of shaved possums.
by GY4444 April 18, 2012
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Shaded

When a Persian college basketball student comes home after homosexual relations with black men.
Aha yo last night I got dumb shaded. You don't even know.
by LPFJodye January 17, 2016
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Sharted

The word 'Sharted' is originated by the human being named 'Reuben'. The meaning of 'Sharted' is a term used to say that 'Reuben and Kiara have sharted themselves during the last 30 seconds of there time with you.
Reuben - Hey whats that smell??
Kiara - oh! i just sharted myself, whoops sorry tehehe
by Kimmy Head ;)) September 14, 2020
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