Shampoo Dipping

An activity that most boys 12-14 partake in when they are bored. They place their extremely small penis inside a shampoo bottle for pleasure. However, I don't know what kind of person would do this,OR has the penis small enough for it either. But you know, it's a life choice I guess.

Seth was Shampoo Dipping today and got his small cock stuck inside and had to call for help

by The Shampoo Dipper July 8, 2012

shampoo-deprived

(n.) Snape-like hair; greasy hair

Me: Man, look at Snape's hair!
Harry: Yeah, he's totally shampoo-deprived!

by ArgMeBooty December 19, 2013

shampoo graveyard

The collection of numerous empty shampoo- and soap bottles in your shower. A frequent bachelor phenomenon.

Daniel E: "I see you are having a funeral, that is a shampoo graveyard, rest in peace Herbal Essences"
Øyvind: "Its my primal instinct to collect containers to carry water in"

by oywin October 8, 2015

sarphobia

The fear of Sarah

Dude Al is such a pussy, he has Sarphobia after she hit him.

by Rhinothealbino April 13, 2018

Shahpal

A Beautiful and Well-Endowed Man

DAMN I WISH I WAS SHAHPAL

by quintonwoloblanchflower April 30, 2022

Shajpal

A really sexy guy with a big cock and he will be the best NBA player to exist and he doesn’t want distraction like getting bitches even tho he does he just rejects them or roast the fuck outta them

Shajpal is a cool human being

by Okkkedkkd December 4, 2022

shagportunity

an opportunity for a shag

Charles, you missed a great shagportunity, my lad.

by 4441 February 22, 2023