maggot scratcher

A derogatory, but rather apt, term used to describe Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister.

It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.

by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005

scrotch

to scratch your crotch when it is dry, itchy, or chafing occurs.

guy 1: dude my crotch its itchy
guy 2: dude scrotch it

guy 1: scrotching feels sooo good when my balls are dry

by scrotchlover5000 May 25, 2010

Scetchy

The word scetchy comes from the two english words spooky and scary. Scetchy is normally used for describing something that's not yet finished. Like a cartoon on the scetch stadium. If a book seems scetchy, it simply doesn't seem finished.
But the other meaning of this word is a mix of the two words above. Many believe some norwegian people invented this word, but we can't be sure.
If you're spooked by a déjà vu, for example, you'd normally say "Spooky,". Or scary, of course. If something happens very coincidentally but appears to you as very planned and unexpected at the same time, this word, scetchy, matches for the situation.
It can also be used as an exclamation for a unpleasant situation.

All in all the word can be used for a dozen occasions, and there's actually no hundred percent detailed defination for it. Just use it when something is scary and spooky at the same time.

A man is walking in his neighbour's backyard when he suddenly hears a twig snap behind him. He turns around, but there's no one there. "Scetchy," he says.

"It is scetchy to take off for a spring and fall ten meters down and into the water."

by Lingua August 7, 2006

stretched

Beating someone up to the point where they are knocked out, laying stretched on the floor.

Guy 1: Some nigga disrespected me last night, sayin' my breath stank.

Guy 2: Oh hell naw! Tell me you stretched that nigga.

Guy 1: You know!!!

by CityOf781 December 6, 2012

cowboy stretch

Catching a quick/short nap during the day. It usually involves you sleeping during your work hours, and wearing you work clothes including your shoes.

I am just going to catch a cowboy stretch underneath my desk so that I can get some energy for the rest of the day.

by Minette Williams January 2, 2009

Autistic Screech

When a person has a exceeded the sane amount of austism that he/she gets a seizure and starts screaming: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and spazzes his arm on his chest like a mentally disabled individual . An autistic screech can be contracted by other autistic beings.

Bob has been around so many austistic people that he ended up doing an autistic screech.

by swagkid69420 July 31, 2017

Pussy Scratcher

A gay nigga licks his boss's pussy so much in order to get some benefit at work.

B*n is such a pussy scratcher in the office, always sticking to his boss, Vacuum Pussy, and doesn't have to work so hard.

by Goaty or Doggy July 6, 2006