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Used with masters of any profession. Teachers, scholars, etc. Can be added to the end of a name (usually the surname), or simply 'sensei' in replacement of any name at all. Not to be confused with someone who is of higher status than you in the school or workplace (-sempai).
Saitou-sensei, kono tegami o Eigo ni yakushite itadakitai desu. (Teacher/master, I would like you to translate this letter into English for me.
-sensei by Bean-chan July 8, 2006
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senses fail 

Senses Fail are awesome!! They are the best screamo band out there. The lyrics are depressing and a bit stupid about killing etc, so you could call them emo but the actual music isn't pop-punk its is kool as!! Senses Fail (btw if you like senses fail check out behind crimson eyes the awesome screamo aussie band)
Awesome senses fail songs:
Free falling without a parachute, the irony of dying on your birthday, one eight seven, cute when you scream, dreaming a reality...
senses fail by *_MiLLiE_* December 28, 2005

senses fail 

a good emo/screemo band from the east coast. I saw they play in europe and they kicked ass. Seriously underrated, listen to them instead of Simple plan.
senses fail by davide November 23, 2004

The Senses

The senses is evident in many people after smoking marijuana. When one has the senses, their reaction time is greatly increased along with hand-eye coordination which allows the person to do incredible things that normally would be very difficult to do. The senses become extremely useful in sports and drinking games such as beer pong or flip cup.
Believe in the senses and they will be good to you.
example 1 "Stu is smoking a bong and mike throws a lighter at Stu from across the room. Stu sees the lighter out of the corner of his eye and catches it while continuing to smoke his bong...prime example of The Senses"

Example 2 "Tom and Brent are playing beer pong and haven't sunk any cups. Tom lights up a pipe for them and they miraculously sink the opponents cups for an amazing comeback." The Senses aids in winning drinking games.

Example 3 "Brad (drunk) accidentally knocks his beer off the table. Tom (high) makes a heroic grab and saves the beer from hitting the floor or any spillage."
The Senses by Random Phantom February 4, 2010
A country that noone knows anything about but they must be totally awesome as they pwned France in the World Cup.
Senegal: 1
France: 0
Senegal by Stef July 25, 2003

Sensei Ain 

Obsessed with rice and must eat it at least once a day to be sane. Constantly spams the group chat with memes that about everyone leaves on read or replies with a depressed lol. Has great lessons and advice to bestow, but hasn't updated the google classroom for a century.
Sensei Ain told the class about the importance of sharing before proceeding to yell at Brother Mateen for taking her Klondike bar.

YouTube Sensei

Your 'teacher' when you picked up some Martial Arts from YouTube
Student 1: Where did you learn that?
Student 2: From my YouTube Sensei
YouTube Sensei by ZondaHP April 2, 2015