slice that salmon

1. To partake in seducing for sex
2. Slang term for teaching sex
3. New york slang for nasty, dirty sex that you will deffinatly need a shower afterwards

Yeah bro, she soooo slice(d) that salmon
I'll teach you how to slice that salmon
Slice that salmon ( in barry white voice)

by vejohombre April 27, 2011

Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012

Sales Pitch

What someone says to someone else in order to have intercourse with them or get their phone number for sexual reasons. Usually applies with a man speaking to a woman.

Bill: Hey, I got that girl's phone number.

Eric: Wow, you must have had one hell of a sales pitch because she's way hotter than you.

Bill: Yeah, I told her I played for the Yankees and created the Xbox 360.

by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013

Snake Oil Salesman

1. A con man
2. A male trying to talk a woman into having intercourse with him. The reference comes from a penis somewhat resembling a snake and from oil being an analog for semen.

The snake oil salesman did not present a very convincing case as he still lived with his parents and the lie he told me when he said, "Oh, they're actually staying with me, so I can take care of them." was transparent as both of them were able bodied and still employed.

by BadAtAcronyms June 7, 2017

salm

the act of epicly powning somebody.

Duuuddee , when he slam dunked the ball , you so got salmed !

by Yeomomma March 8, 2011

Salma

A beautiful, thoughtful, loving, smart, outgoing person

What you did yesterday for that old couple was such a Salma thing to do.

by livɒꓘ July 27, 2020

Slippery Salmon

When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."

Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.

by mikebrown97 October 26, 2012