5 definitions by Pathetic White Guy
The act of eating solely to feel less hungry. Usually applies when someone is in a hurry and has to be somewhere and doesn't have time for a proper meal. Usually involves the shoving of food into one's mouth in an animal-like manner.
I was calorie-cramming on some potato chips and oreos before class because I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave.
by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013
What someone says to someone else in order to have intercourse with them or get their phone number for sexual reasons. Usually applies with a man speaking to a woman.
Bill: Hey, I got that girl's phone number.
Eric: Wow, you must have had one hell of a sales pitch because she's way hotter than you.
Bill: Yeah, I told her I played for the Yankees and created the Xbox 360.
Eric: Wow, you must have had one hell of a sales pitch because she's way hotter than you.
Bill: Yeah, I told her I played for the Yankees and created the Xbox 360.
by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013
I had 3 Red Bulls before bed so I had to drowsy jack to fall asleep.
I was so wound up last night that I had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.
I was so wound up last night that I had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.
by Pathetic White Guy January 26, 2012
The ultimatum that one gives themself when they decide that if they are not asleep by a certain time, they will masturbate to aide them in falling asleep.
I couldn't fall asleep last night so I gave myself an ultibatum for 3:00 A.M.
I swear I'm an insomniac, I gave myself three ultibatums last night but still couldn't fall asleep.
I swear I'm an insomniac, I gave myself three ultibatums last night but still couldn't fall asleep.
by Pathetic White Guy February 14, 2012
An orgasm experienced during masturbation or intercourse that followed a prior orgasm which occured 30 minutes or less beforehand.
by Pathetic White Guy January 26, 2012