romantard

a person who is too stupid to distinguish between romance and realtiy.

Kelsy: "do you want to go to the movies with me?"

Brent: "yeah sure, i'll invite some mates"

Kelsy: "cool! im so excited for our date!"

Brent: "lul what? you're a romantard.."

by flabby abby November 16, 2010

romangst

1) When fictional characters of any medium face dilemmas of the romantic variety (ie. forbidden love, unrequited love, etc).

2) Characters make a shitstorm out of romance issues/ non-issues, most of which could be solved be actually talking to the other person.

"Oh no, unrequited love broke up with best friend, but I can't ask out unrequited love without ruining friendship with best friend! Romangst!"

"Forbidden lover and I are in love and we banged last night, but lover is still going to get married to the bland fiance! And now my ex wishes to reunite with me and ex is still very attractive! Romangst!"

Most Shakespeare plays. See: Much Ado About Nothing, Midsummer Nights Dream, Romeo & Juliet, etc.

Most shojo manga; some shonen manga (Good example: Boys Over Flowers. So much romangsting.)

by Clever-Person June 22, 2011

Roman Clippers

A Roman Clipper is when a lady reveals her fat ass flaps that sway in the wind. You then becoma a brave Roman soldier and gather the courage to penetrate her somewhat hard to find vaginal hole that is hard to find past her flaps. with a subtle yet forceful penetrating motion you fist her and pinchthe inside of her vagina. with her gasping for more you pull out your roman sword and finish yourself off

The King Dogg: What did you get up to last night? you left so early.
Sir Purrs: I Left with that lady last night. She had fat ass clippers so i had no other option but to give her the old Roman Clipper.

I soldiered on with her large clippers and gave her a Roman Clippers

by Sir Purrss June 30, 2011

Roman Lesnar

A name combination of both WWE superstars Roman Reigns {first name}
and Brock Lesnar {last name} created members of the Blitz Team on YouTube
and has become popular over night since then

Blitz Team Slang Roman Lesnar

by Suda5150 December 31, 2013

Romantic pizza

A pizza that is shared between a couple. It is a special meal, normally the couple's favorite toppings on the pizza. Meant for a nice night in. accompanied by a movie.

Boyfriend: do you want a Romantic Pizza tonight? just thinking out loud.
Girlfriend: yes! I will go pick the movie.

by jade_nguyen January 22, 2015

Romantic Music (Era)

Music in the romantic period which started around the late 18th century and early 19th century. This era has one of the most famous composers in music, with Frédéric Chopin, Frank Liszt, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, Sergei Rachmaninov, etc (There are more composers than you think). This period was the start of modern culture and art. This era has one of the most best pieces in classical music, like Liszt’s Hungarian Rhapsodies, Chopin’s Nocturnes, and Rachmaninov’s Prelude in C# Minor.

Romantic music (Era) had very famous pieces and composers in the 19th century.

by RockBroccoli101 January 10, 2019

Roman plug

The act of throwing up on someone during sex then shoving it into the butt

I want to give candy a Roman plug so bad

by Progreemer March 13, 2019