Planking

to act as a plank.

1. lay facedown and be still as a plank.
2. keep your arms straight.
3. keep your legs straight.
4. get your friend to take a picture
5. upload to facebook.

ps. the most daring planks are the best. E.g. one that would be hard to do, something that would get you into trouble. like a police car....

sam: hey, remember that planking last night?
bill: yeah we went some gutsy places last night.

by monopolyex June 7, 2011

planking

The act of placing ones body in such a way in which arms are by the plankers side & all limbs are at full extension often performed on a unanimous object. The object in which the planker chooses to plank on is entirely the plankers choice, although the more unique the object often the better the plank. The planker usually immortalize the plank with a picture.

Bill: I have a great idea for planking!
Sean: Yeah?
Bill: Let's go to the gym and plank the basket!
Sean: Dude, you're sick.

by Sancho Planka June 10, 2011

Planking

A stupid act that bored people like to perfom.

Boy:"hey babe. Want to go planking?"

Girl:"Do you really think I'm that stupid?"

by stupidplanks July 9, 2011

Plinko

any event in a shooting game (usually an FPS) where grenades are thrown. reffering to the *plink plink* sound the grenades make upon contact with solid objects.

player1: damn, he's holed up in the base with an MG!
player2: hahaha come in and get me!!
player1: *throws in a grenade* aaaaand we're playin' Plinko!!
player2: awww shit..
*boom*

by Sgt. Token December 29, 2008

Plonka

a fucked up car.

I saw one of my buddies pushing his plonka up a steep hill.

by turd mahoy July 24, 2009

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

point plankn

The act or state of self-loathing due to one's membership in a group or organization, often resulting in self-destructive and anti-social behavior.

Of course I'm point plankn? You would too if you were a Kansas Jayhawk.

by pointplankn September 25, 2009