mad noodley

leaving a females legs feeling like wet noodles after sex. female gets out of bed after sex and her legs will not support her

i fucked this girl so good last night she was "mad noodley".

she was so "noodley" that she couldnt make it to the kitchen to make me a sandwich!!!!

by Salty protien May 2, 2011

Singapore Noodle

The sexual act of having sex with three women who all oiled up in the same bed.

Dude! I set myself up for a singapore noodle with my girl and two of her friends next Friday.

by OzarkWhitmore December 14, 2011

coot-noot

a pussy, vagina, women’s female parts, also a close female friend, bitch, main woman

aye you my coot-noot.
he used you for your coot-noot?

by pussy, bitch December 18, 2018

Stupid noob

A funny way to tell someone he messed up in a video game.

(In this valorant scenario Jett have many expensive skin and Raze don't have any)

*the game start and Raze sees the expensive skin of Jett*
Raze : Jett gib me skin !

*Jett don't proceed to*
Raze : JETT ! gib me skin or i'll blind u

*Jett still doesn't give any skin*
Raze : Ok i blind u
*Jett was blinded by Raze and the opponents takes advantage of it by killing her*
Raze : Jett i told u, you stupid noob !

*Raze takes the skin*

by FFXIVdeadgame December 15, 2022

abuse your noodle

masterbate.

man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage

Also known as "the grade eight word", is the epic combination of five non-dictionary words, plus the optional prefix of "Epic" that are used quite frequently by people in today's society, more often teenagers. It's nickname ("The Grade Eight Word") originates from the location it was coined, a grade eight classroom. When someone thoroughly and utterly triumphs over the competition, this can be referred to as Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

We totally owned the other team! this has been a severe case of Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

by orly?yarly! May 2, 2010

snootch to the nootch

stated after a truthful or meaningful statement, such as word to your mother, or word is bond. Popularized by Jay Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame.

I need a new hetero life mate. Snootch to the Nootch.

by CrunchyMusic March 22, 2003