Mount St. smellens

The pile of feces and toilet paper in a portable job site toilet.

Dude don’t go in the portable. There is a literal Mount St. Smellens in there.

by Beezlebuub March 14, 2024

b mount

your number 2 ho

amanda is mike naabs b mount.

by whoville August 1, 2008

Jaunty Mount

Pirate sex move.

That pirate is underway in their 'Jaunty Mount' with their bedfellow.

by iamlittlerywhothefuckareyou February 11, 2024

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Mount Panorama

A sexual intercourse position in which the woman arches her back while the man rams in a up hill motion. Throwing her from side to side like the walls of the track.

Mia: "Can we try something rough like bathurst?"
Man: " How about Mount Panorama"

by Betto the pedo December 27, 2018

Mount Killabitch

A place where five bitches go every five years to get killed for being a bitch. Nobody knows the location, but everyone who is not fucking retarded knows that it isn't fake.

Jane: "Oh my god Richard, you're such a dick, blah blah blah"
Dick: "Stop it Jane, you're being a bitch. You don't want to go to Mount Killabitch, do you?"
Suddenly, a bunch of masked men bash the door down and grab Jane, taking her to Mount Killabitch, never to be seen again.

by R_guyy April 11, 2020

Mount Vernon Approach

A.k.a: "The Mt. Vernon method"
An old strategy for cleaning and decluttering...the Mount Vernon Method. Originating from the Washington Estate: Mt. Vernon

The Mount Vernon Approach was used at George Washington's estate, the method involves a one-room-at-a-time approach, starting at the door and moving clockwise around the room, cleaning and organizing one piece of furniture before moving on to the next. The advantage of this method is pacing yourself, and having clear goals that can be accomplished one by one.

n. "I learned to use the Mt. Vernon approach from my mother." --E.M.

v. "Just Mt. Vernon it."

by EmaliaRyn October 16, 2013