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Secondhand Mistake

A mistake that you made due to someone else's original mistake. Think of a 3 car crash as an example. If you get rear-ended and then hit the person in front of you, is it really your fault?

This can apply to a multitude of situations including families, relationships, work related incidents, etc.

Originally used in the song "Spilled Milk" by Mack Harrison.
Jeeze dude, I am really getting the first degree over these secondhand mistakes. I feel like I got set up for this malarky.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
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Aunt Jemima Mistake

When you get done bozoing a girl and you put syrup in her butt so that her cheeks stick together.
Wayne, you've already bozoed her, now lets give her the aunt jemima mistake!
by Twittenham_rebel May 3, 2009
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Theory of Offsetting Mistakes

This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.
Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.

Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.
by Tim E Wastin August 26, 2013
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tounge punch the mudstar

Tounge punch the mudstar: To lick and dart your tounge to and in the asshole.
"Bend over and spread your cheeks , I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

"I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

Booty, Butthole, Asshole, Poopshoot, Tounge Punch the Mudstar
by ThaJtrain December 28, 2016
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The Yappa mistake

Catching feelings for a girl that doesn't feel the same way about you
Miguel yuh meck the yappa mistake again
by Bunna Boiy November 19, 2019
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red wine mistakes mythology

Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.

(Hawaiian Singer)
Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson
by Crazy_Senpai February 28, 2021
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