Middle School

building full of children who think that they're edgy because they cover their source of knowledge with cloth shaped to fit and who pretend to want to die

-Middle School day-
Kid 1: oH IM soO EDgeEE cAUsE i haVV A hoOd!!11!1
Kid 2: *sob sob sob sob* kILl mE imMMm sO EDgeeEE My mOM GrowenDEd mEeE oH pOORrr mEE11!!1!!1
Teacher: . - . um ok

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

Middle Mary

Someone who constantly takes the position that "both sides are the same".

Someone who always tries to justify both sides.

Bill is such a Middle Mary, he said "The Axes and the Allies were both evil".
Joe keeps trying to tell me "The KKK and BLM are the same", why is he being a Middle Mary?

by kati9 December 3, 2021

Middle belle

Women who we live in states on the Mason-Dixon Line. Such states include Delaware, Kentucky, Maryland, Missouri, and West Virginia. Although these women appear to have the beauty of a Southern Belle, they act with the same lack of manners as a hill billy but tend to desire the luxuries of the North. Characteristics of a middle belle include the following:
1. Usage of daddy's money
2. Drives a lifted pickup
3. Votes hard right
4. Is so attractive one can’t look the other way
5. Will use a spittoon when available

Must be another middle belle driving that pickup.

by TacticallyHunter January 21, 2022

middle school

middle school is like a flaming dumpster fire on top of a burning building that will give u mental health issues cause people are assholes and in middle school fresh out of ur baby years and into real grades that sorta matter so u have no way to know how to stick up for urself if ur like me

"ya middle school was the worst years of my life"

by flaming dumpster fire February 8, 2022

Middle-key

between low-key and high-key, as defined by sierra, grandma of the group 👵

literally, this is so like, middle-key.

by GrandmaSierra February 23, 2022

Middle child

The middle child is often sad and depressed. They like to wear black and have no taste in fashion. They used to be happy but then another child was born. The middle child is often forgotten. They are often weak and like to cause fights. They usually have little friends. The youngest are often known as the golden child and that's why the middle child is jealous of the youngest.

Youngest: I'm the best
Middle: I'm the middle child but I used to be the youngest

by Lovely_livey February 27, 2022

Middle school

Hell on earth, horny girls, annoying boys, mean teachers, drama, truly pain.

Richard: Hey, remember middle school?

Bob: Never bring it up again

by Mymy09 March 7, 2022