masturbate

What I do when thinking of J. Jordan.

He's my swarthy little Bolshevik Med, get your own!

by Emilia Fulci June 11, 2004

masterbationally

Something is so wonderful you would consider, "firing one off" right at that moment.

Can be an object, a person, any "thing"

A. Step Brothers is such a good film!

How good?

Masterbationally Good!

B. Have you seen that new girl?

Is she fit?

Masterbationally!

by OxygenFactory October 17, 2009

[Choke masturbate]

To use a device (i.e. rope or belt) to choke oneself while masturbating

Ricky from Dublin enjoys using belts to Choke masturbate with stolen cheese.

by rickythisiscoryposting March 31, 2009

jasterbate

when japanese people get together for a masturbating ritual this is called a jasterbate.

"dude he tried to get me in his jasterbate party!"

by jessica rodriguez January 5, 2008

masturbate

what a you doing looking up masturbate on urban dictonary go get a life

do not masturbate it is bad

by bob123456789009876543211234567 May 28, 2019

Masturbate

verb. screwing someone you love.

I love to masturbate

by thegeneral069 April 26, 2011

Maskerbater

A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.

A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.

by Senor Bunluv August 19, 2020