2 definition by Emilia Fulci

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Tantalizingly hot slice of Stalinist beefcake who resides in Jew York City. Otherwise known as J. Jordan. Boyfriend of Emilia Fulci.
"Come closer, Bolshevika. Allow me to stroke every square inch of your arousingly sallow skin." - Emilia Fulci
by Emilia Fulci June 14, 2004

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What I do when thinking of J. Jordan.
He's my swarthy little Bolshevik Med, get your own!
by Emilia Fulci June 11, 2004

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