petrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to their pet animal(s) and not to human beings.

"Ooh, did you hear about John? He prefers to date his pets rather than girls. He Must be a petrosexual."

by Mark Taylor December 28, 2005

Retrosexual

A person who doesn't dress,talk or act gay, but has gay, retro 50's qualities.

On Friends, isn't Matthew Perry so... well, retrosexual?

by Andrew Cotter October 9, 2007

petrosexual

A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.

"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."

by Charlie May 13, 2005

Retrosexual

One who partakes in intercourse with apes.

Hit TV show 'Rape an Ape' is a bizarre insight into the world of retrosexuals and retrosexuality.

by chinballs December 16, 2008

retrosexual

A person who loves things retro like a NES or something like it

TCK:Come see my NES and SNES they are cool!!
Ozzy:God your such a Retrosexual

by The Console King December 28, 2005

Petrosexual

A single person or married couple without children for whom their pets are their sole devotion.

John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.

by slippery chick March 25, 2009

Retrosexual

Person who has a strong attraction to people from the past.

Katie is a retrosexual because she wants to have sex with James Dean

by DJ Fluff and Stuff April 26, 2010