petrosexual 

A term used to describe a person who is obsessed with cars.

A person who spends every spare time with their car. E.g. John washes his car every day. John may be petrosexual

petrosexual by bp_me November 14, 2005

petrosexual 

a person that enjoys the smell of spent premium fuel from exhaust, knowing without suck squish spark boom to create perpetual motion by strapping yourself to a fire ball with a direct drive and you being the wing nut that holds it all together!

yeah buddy you smell that? no what? that there is what makes us petrosexuals friskey!! spent premium gas is like the smell of race fuel to those motorheads flying down the strip by the seat of there pants!

petrosexual by race fuel freak January 28, 2018

Petrosexual 

A person who loves to dress up his/her dog in clothes. The race of the dogs are often small ones such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians. Made famous by celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Hayden Panettiere, and Lindsay Lohan.

Have you seen how Paris dressed up her dog Tinkerbell?

Yes she is really petrosexual.

Petrosexual by Asjula November 21, 2010

petrosexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to their pet animal(s) and not to human beings.

"Ooh, did you hear about John? He prefers to date his pets rather than girls. He Must be a petrosexual."

petrosexual by Mark Taylor December 28, 2005

petrosexual 

A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.

"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."

petrosexual by Charlie May 13, 2005

Petrosexual 

A single person or married couple without children for whom their pets are their sole devotion.

John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.

Petrosexual by slippery chick March 25, 2009

PETROSEXUAL 

PET RO SEX UAL - any Big Oil Supporter that refuses to acknowledge the negative effects of Carbon Emissions.

The PETROSEXUAL refused to listen to anything Climate Scientists provided as evidence.

PETROSEXUAL by ShillBilly March 20, 2021