milf mustache

The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.

Got milf?

"Wow that was some great sex, can you pass me a towel I need to wipe off my milf mustache"

by BarryB. September 19, 2009

milf worthy

a joke that only Milf would tell, really bad humour

oh my god, she's ripped her underwear

aww, she's a bit behind!

by Mofette September 30, 2004

milfication

becoming a milf
lol milf.

britney spears was MILLIFIED!! actually, her milfication was not complete due to her absolutely shitty parenting skillz.

by SPICY ROOSTER October 23, 2006

Milf Duo

A duo of milfs, Two milfs that are good friends.

My girl and her friend are a real milf duo.

by Selonianth the MilfMaster February 16, 2010

MILFie

A selfie picture taken of one or more women that are all specifically MILFs.

Gina and four of her friends too a MILFie and posted it on Facebook.

by bkjb99 July 30, 2015

MILF dud

A milf who looks hot from behind but then turns around and her aged face scares us back to females younger than us where we planned to go all along.

"5% of older women are sometimes hot. The rest are varying degrees of milf dud. If they were cuter in the face, more males would marry females older than us instead of constantly downwards. "

by Joggles28 December 30, 2008

milfg

the classic mother I like to fuck but with a twist using her back door(greek) for a change or challenge.

the mom's of my classmate is good for milfg

by 3inchesmiami July 19, 2009