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Person (Pointing at boobs): Wow, look at those weapons of mass distruction!
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weapon of mass destruction

something that the US has plenty of and gives to iraq so that Bush has a reason to bomb iraq
USA gave weapons of mass ddestructio to Iraq so thay had a reason to bomb it
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Zero Mass Theory

noun - Used in some Sci-Fi, the Zero Mass Theory is a theory that suggests there is a net total of zero mass in the universe. Although that seems impossible, its the mathematical veiw of the theory.

the actual theory is that there is positive matter and negative matter, and when the total negative and positive mass is added together, they cancel out to zero. This would go along with the Big Bang Theory. One unanswered question would be, "If there was nothing, then exploded into positive and negative matter, what caused this massive and mysterious disturbance in the universe?"

I have 2 plausible answers to that question. 1. God, or a "Higher Power" created this disturbance, or 2.) Some form of energy or abnormal object must have existed before the matter became. Neither is truely an explanation, just theories without evidence.

How does negative matter and positive matter interact? do that same Newton's Laws apply to them? Do they attract or repulse each other in space? When they touch, do they combine together into nothing? And if so, would they combine into energy, or would they absorb energy in their leave? Does negative matter have negative energy, or do they have the same energy? If different energy, hwo do they react to each others energy? Do magnets still have their effects?

Assuming this theory is true, would one side of the universe be negative? or would there be strange mixes?

I doubt if any real answers will be found in the next 1000 years, but I do hope some scientists take this into consideration as a theory.
Nathan: I was talking to Amber, then we started talking about the Zero Mass Theory, and she immediatly ripped my shirt off and asked me out, I was like "woah! rushing a bit don't you think?"
Jordan: Thats how you started dating her??????11
by Can Not April 4, 2005
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Novus Ordo (new Mass)

The Missal of Paul VI after the Second Vatican Council in the year 1970. Many of the Liturgies were changed. The Priest faced the people, Incense and chanting were removed, a table was used instead of the Altar, and more.
Person 1: Man, why are all these parishes in my neighborhood modern???

Person 2: Blame the Novus Ordo (new Mass)!

Dereck: What Mass are you attending tommorow Dale and Brennan?

Brennan: We are attending the Novus Ordo (new Mass) of Paul VI.

Dereck: Hahaha! Sucks to be you losers.
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Weapon of Mass Distraction

A politicaly charged non-issue used to distract those who live in a faith-based reality from the catastrophic failings of a political party, regime or ideology. Very often this means using scapegoats; usually Jews and Homosexuals.
Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated the Jews, but Bushler demonized the homosexuals and used gay marriage as a Weapon of Mass Distraction.
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