Lamberbate

To have a moment revealing ones obsession with openly homosexual singer Adam Lambert. There is no specific way to lamberbate, but when it happens... You know it did.

While it is most commonly done by girls who are attracted to him, but find lament in the fact that the odds are low in him ever finding a female sexually attractive, one shouldn't doubt a man that would also indulge in lamberbation.

G: Hey, what are you listening to?

T: ADAM LAMBERT!

G: Ah! YES!

C: Did you two just Lamberbate?

G: ‎...maybe

C: ‎*sigh*

G: Sorry. Cant help it. Hes just so pretty.

by Chuck_V November 29, 2010

The Sticky Lumberjack

Cut a pine in half length-wise, and then cut in down more on the sides so that it is more javelin shaped.(at this point there should be sap dripping from the inside of the pine.) then have two of your friends hoist your road beef by the legs so that she is doing a upside down split. Then from any distance that you are comfortable with, huck your homemade javelin in to your unsuspecting girl's uterus. Then precede to use it as a dildo.

"hey Jim me and a couple of guys are going to give some girl The Sticky Lumberjack wanna come?"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

Limberg

The lousiest people on Earth.

Those Limberg's should die in a hole.

by dixon55557 January 19, 2009

Lumberjack

A guy with a great beard, kind of like a sexier version of Zach Galifianakis. You most often see some one like a Lumberjack wearing flannel or a bulky outdoorsy jacket. He probably loves camping and is always very warm when you're snuggled up or sitting near him. He has a great laugh and keeps up his beard to perfection. A lumber jack often wont let on his great laid back personality until he knows someone on another level. Lumberjack's are some of the few guys that look amazing with a beard, and who can easily rock flannel. A lumberjack is definitely an overall great guy....with a beard.

"Wow he's really rocking that beard, what a hot lumberjack"

by Lumberjill21 February 9, 2012

lay the lumber

To take a poop; to drop a deuce.

Man, after that dinner I am going to have to lay the lumber!

by Da_Real_One_69 September 18, 2016

Lumberjack Lesbian

Typically a monstrous dyke, that's so repugnant they "kill wood"

As the lumberjack lesbian entered the room, it reminded Jack of the cave troll scene in Fellowship Of The Ring

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

lumber jackass

anyone who chops wood all day then cooks the cock on a huge white-hot diesel fire while camping

Zack your a lumber jackass...whats cookin'?

by Yeti60 November 1, 2009