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Landon

Landon is a total fuck-boy. He tends to be friends with everyone, but still has a sense of humor. He also enjoys staring at and kissing his boob light.
"Oh, look it's Landon!"

"Why is he kissing a boob light?"
by maddalynn_ March 7, 2021
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Landon

A guy who is modest and can have some anger issues. Does really care who he dates. tries to impress cute girls. When angered he might attack. his favorite color is cyan. he likes to try different hair style. his Gaze is amazing. He has Brown eyes which bring you to the bottom of his soul. His dark brown hair is soft a long.
LANDON IS COOL, HIS GANG ALWAYS GOT HIS BACK
by EEEEEEEEMAN May 4, 2022
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Landon Sellers

Landon Sellers is a zyn addicted high schooler who will do anything to get stoned out of his mind.
Landon Sellers just stole that old man’s zyn out of his mouth.
by Insullen October 9, 2025
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Landon Harrison

Landon Harrison is a high school kid with a square head who vapes and smokes weed in the bathroom everyday. He is usually too faded to be aware of his surroundings.
Landon Harrison is so faded, he put the ramen in the microwave without unwrapping it.
by Insullen October 17, 2025
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Landon

The most hottest guy in the world. He is so dreamy and cute. His laugh gives you chills. When he talks his voice comes out of his mouth and hugs you. When he touches you; you faint. His blue eyes glare in the sunlight. His hair waves at you in the wind. Girls are all jealous of his girlfriend. He is a immortal angel, a child of Jesus Christ.
Look at that hot Landon over, So cute...
by Rhenensjnwbrgwhevdh March 4, 2021
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landon west

Sexy he will always be their for you and he is also a very good boyfriend.
Sean’s of humor Landon west is adorable
by Yannie23 November 23, 2018
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royce landon

Making it happen Royce style.
Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!
by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009
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