llama logic

when two people are in a argument if some one goes "llama logic!" they will automatically win because llamas are the best and cannot be defeated.

friend "No they said this"
you "Nooooo they didnt they said this"

friend "im right your wrong!"
you "llama logic'
friend "Damn you win"

by you moms house :) October 28, 2012

Feminine logic

When a female only See's the female side of a situation or argument, oblivious to anyone's else's opinion on a matter.

Wow! You must have used feminine logic to arrive at that one.. nice way of saying there's more to the story!

by Epediter April 15, 2022

Republican Logic

Logic that doesn't advertise the government coercing well-earned money of the most productive members of society onto the parasitic, welfare elements. Logic that doesn't want to punish success with high taxes, and subsidize failure with free money. In other words, actual logic, as opposed to knee-jerk, emotive liberal reasoning.

It makes sense to punish the most hardworking, productive members of society, by forcing them to give up 40% of their paychecks to the unproductive - NOT.

by Weiming Sun June 1, 2005

Rachel-logic

Process of feminine reasoning as defined by <Rachel-1979> which provides a generalized form of feminine reasoning which is simultaneously unattainable and incontrovertible through traditional male reasoning.

Rachel: "That went down like a damp squid"
Male: "I think you mean 'That went down like a damp Squib'".
Rachel: "No, it's definitely damp squid"
Male: "No darling, it's damp squib, from the explosive squib which fails when wet".
Rachel: "No, it's a damp squid. Squids live under water so they are quite damp".
Male: "Sweetheart I think you're using Rachel-logic. I think you're having a 'blonde' moment".

Also see: "Women are more intelligent than men": I mean, no wonder they think so if they come up with conclusions like this and believe them!

by Jonny Random May 14, 2011

schaff logic

that which is 100% contradictory to actual truth or logic/ can be used by religiues figures such as brother.

that was schaff logic when she said the word hello had 46 letters in it

by JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! May 20, 2007

Swiss Logic

Mike Schweitser's small penis.

He has swiss logic in his pants.

by Bakka Woozie May 4, 2003

Swiss Logic

Mike is probably crying right now.

No really, he is

by NiMbUs May 4, 2003