alt-libertarian

A mix of Alt Right and Libertarian.

Someone who believes in things as

Nationalism
Race-Realism

and

Free Markets
Limited or No Government

Alt Libertarians also often want to physically remove leftists with helicopter rides

Edgyness-Level : over 9000

Examples : Stefan Molyneux, Christopher Cantwell, That Guy T

I am an Alt-Libertarian

by WaaaaN June 4, 2017

Post Libertas Depression

The depression that hits you after a long vacation or weekend

me: I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, I'd rather jump off a bridge.
friend: Dude, I think you're suffering from Post Libertas Depression

by Wi11emDafoe August 17, 2019

Cyber Libertarian

They are a breed of nihilists who circle like flies around malodorous causes, eager to pick the winning side, fearful to commit to anything beyond intangible principles. When their cause of the moment is proven wrong they are craven, but unapologetic. When they are right they are triumphant and gloating, parading across the Internet and demanding accolades.

The typical Cyber Libertarian supported the Iraq war until the moment the polls turned sour and deflects difficult issues of social libertarianism by crying "state's rights!" They lack all human empathy, are perfectly happy to return to segregation as long as it doesn't raise their taxes, and have almost invariably never gone without for a single day of their lives. They probably suffer from self-diagnosed Asperger's Syndrome, but don't we all.

The Cyber Libertarians will one day rule the Internet, and they may just get Ron Paul up to four percent in the polls!

by psoldier May 7, 2009

libertarian

A libertarian believes his right to swing his arms ends where his neighbor's nose begins. Government's sole function is to guard that relationship.

A libertarian won't dump used motor oil where it will taint someone else's water.

by TomS April 28, 2006

bleeding-heart libertarian

One who believes that certain values typically associated with the far left, such as environmental sustainability and animal rights, are fully compatible with (or even a natural extension of) their libertarian values. Essentially, one who believes in compassion but doesn't believe that robbing Peter to pay Paul (i.e. government appropriation of our income) is the least bit compassionate.

A: You're a vegan? I thought you were just one of those nutjobs that believed we should eliminate the Federal Reserve and legalize heroin.

B: You know me, bleeding-heart libertarian.

by vnjersgn October 16, 2010

libertarian

Advocates of free will, protecting of all rights natural or other, truest most tangible liberty and justice for all. They herald those who protect freedoms, despise those who trounce upon it, are proud of the rich, want to see the poor better themselves, see all races as equal and equally capable,
defy the institutions that dare to regulate our private lives and public opinions, and are the be-all, end-all majority of the middle class whether you know it or not.

Me, in a nutshell

by X-S~ April 6, 2004

libertyville

An ever growing stuck up suburban town with its inhabitants seeking to further enlarge their egos by boasting about their worthless incomes and snotty upper-class nieghbohoods. Their football team won state; but some, actually, many people wonder if they would have been as successful without the prevalent use of steroids. Home to the most notorious slut in the area, the high school has become a breeding ground for skanks and upper-class tools.

Libertyville Days is a great place to shop for STDs.

by travis w July 20, 2008