Harbor freighting

When a harbor freight tool starts to break because you used it more than twice.

Yo my tool is harbor freighting it's bent at a 90 degree angle.

by anonymous April 1, 2023

Harbinger Fart

A fart that usually warns you of an impending desire to take a fat sh*t that will definitely reduce your reputation with your toilet. It usually has a distinct and more powerful odor compared to the usual ones. It is far more potent, higher chance of leaving a lingering stench in the room depending on the size of the room.

Jack: ''Oh f*ck, I feel that I might need to take a sh*t soon.''
Gus: ''What makes you say tha- *smells the air* ew wtf dude?''
Jack: ''Sorry man, I let out a harbinger fart, that's how I know...''

by TheMadShahaz July 15, 2023

harbaughtism

a neurological and developmental disability that affects how people interact with others, communicate, learn, and behave while talking about fantasy football

Kyle’s harbaughtism wouldn’t allow him to sustain conversations without constantly talking about his lineups

by Crimminallity July 27, 2024

harbaughtism

a neurological and developmental disability that affects how people interact with others, communicate, learn, and behave while talking about fantasy football

Kyle would talk about lineups and waiver wire incessantly due in large part to his harbaughtism.

by Crimminallity July 27, 2024

harbaughtistic

relating to or affected by harbaughtism

Kyle is severely harbaughtistic

by Crimminallity July 27, 2024

harboring hoes

harboring ie 'harboring hoes', is a hater tactic, where you notice a chance to comfort and agree your way into pussy by hating on a homie to look good in contrast cuz you cant get attractive female attention otherwise. providing a falsely safe 'harbor' to comfort them into fucking you. its low level and easily noticeable. its a violation against the homies and is a slappable offense. symptoms include simping, hating on your friends, being fake, getting upset when the hoe speaks to any other man, isolating.

bro look at ole whats his name over there harboring hoes that little sneak. got her moved in right after his homie left her. house look like pearl harbor.

by Malachi Broski August 20, 2024

harbor fright

Describes da terror you feel when first trying out a tool from da infamous-for-crappy-quality "big red, white, and blue" hardware store, knowing dat said implement might likely break or malfunction "right out of da box".

My best friend was buying me a gift card for my birthday, and offered me a choice of several major retailers; I told her dat any store other than Harbor Fright would be fine.

by QuacksO November 2, 2023