Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023

Fracking

The sexual act of performing anal sex, ejaculating, and then urinating to force the semen out.

My girlfriend and I decided to try anal last night, we ended up fracking... she wasn't happy.

by itsyaboiprecon July 13, 2023

Fracking

Where a man sticks a hose or large straw up his ass and the other end in a woman's vagina and fart

Forget motorboating we're fracking tonight. It's time to drop drawers

by Jorthobec11 July 27, 2024

Fracking

Farting after orgasm whilst PIV (penis inside vagina).

I frack after sex. Fracking after sex seals the deal.

by anonymous September 15, 2023

flacco my cracko

A nonsense expression that sounds like innuendo used to gauge how another person will react to something.

Like working our Joe Flacco to be your QB and seeing how things turn out.

Made popular by the radio show/podcast common man and t-bone.

Hey, wanna flacco my cracko?

by Spokensilent January 7, 2024

Fracker

A combination of “faggot” and “cracker”

Aw goddamnit that fucking mother fracker!

by Sorael January 17, 2024