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Flys and Maggots

Flys and maggots are pests and insects. Flys are the fully grown form of a maggot. They tend to lay their eggs on carcasses and other dead things, so that when the eggs hatch, the maggots will eat the dead carcass.

Flys are flying insects that try to annoy you by getting on your food. Everyone hates them.
Person 1: "Look at those flys and maggots. Ugh."
Person 2: "I know, they're pests."
*Person 1 sprays insectasides on surrounding plants*
by DJ-Power September 30, 2009
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fly fossil

When a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. The flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of butter.
Wow! That Taco Bell tore me up! I must have made at least a dozen fly fossils in that plastic crapper!
by Redneckdanger July 3, 2018
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Jonny Fly

A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"
Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)
by Tardy McTard July 30, 2004
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the flying hammock

two men one at each end of the female while holding the female in suspended form held by arms and legs like a hammock tied to 2 trees. one man holding legs while railing the shit outta her and the other holding her arms while tea bagging her.
Gregg and Sandor put this hooker hoe bag skank casy grey in the flying hammock like she was taking a damn siesta
by dickgobblin April 14, 2010
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flying mantis

the act of throwing a mantis at your lover as you are about to ejaculate.
by the real Edward Richtofen November 4, 2013
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Fly Into Country

A twist on the phrase Fly Over Country "not defined"

Hollywood Actor 1: “I have to catch a plane today.”
Hollywood Actor 2: “Where are you going?”
Hollywood Actor 1: “Fly Into Country, I’ve got an audition for a Broadway play tomorrow.”
by H3adcas3 May 23, 2008
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flying weasel

When a man lays down on his back with an erection and a woman jumps off of a chair or high perch and tries the land herself on the mans penis.
Man, we tried the flying weasel last night and she missed and broke my dick
by Bac1101110111 December 27, 2013
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