fruit farts

Non smelling farts brought on by the devouring of fruit.

I just ate two apples and now I have fruit farts

by lyonsmane November 21, 2013

Dow facts

When you refuse to accept a misunderstanding and create an alternate reality in your head. Usually accompanied with a disillusionment of reality.

Dad: I heard you got mono after prom.
Son: no. We went as friends stop spreading Dow facts

by RocketSedan April 18, 2018

Verified Facts

When you are the one giving the first hand information on a topic or story facts being laid out and someone else can back it up with their / another person(s) information /story

" I had some cookies I made but it’s not the same high- I want to not wake up on the front lawn . True Story"
"my best friend did that on a business trip. Got fucked up missed his plane cuz he woke up on a random lawn"
"verified facts"

by buttaflylisa August 28, 2019

Fun facts

There's not a whole lot fun about most facts, so usually when someone tells you they have fun facts, they have misinformation, especially if it's coming from someone with a false name.

Fun facts are usually bullshit.

by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021

Alternative Facts

A series of Falsehoods

"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC

by WistalaDaGreen March 27, 2021

Pitman Farts

The various audio additions made by ex-Guns N' Roses keyboard player Chris Pitman, usually consisting of various bloops and bleeps and other such synth-ey sounds.

"I prefer the version of Prostitute without the Pitman Farts"
"The Pitman farts in the early version of Chinese Democracy are awesome!"

by Jw_224 August 26, 2021

Booty farts

You fart out your booty and there you have it a booty fart 💨

Booty farts

by °^° January 26, 2022