flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.

"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."

by MacyLynn October 2, 2011

Weird flex pero okay lang

It is a Taglish word which resembles weird flex but ok

Guy 1: Kumusta nong, may bagong PS4 Pro, bumili ako sa SM kahapon
Guy 2: Weird flex pero okay lang

by Clutch Bucks March 24, 2020

Flexing Kegels

Flexing kegels is flexing nuts but for the ladies.

“Sarah be flexing kegels now that she’s team lead.”

by The Z Meister June 7, 2022

Flex

the word flex usually means to bend a joint, but in this case, to flex something means to steal something that is not yours, so its a verb.
my friend created this word so i added it because i thought it would catch on.
flex, present tense
flexed. past tense

"Alex, that dude just flexed your phone"

by diamondman200 May 6, 2018

Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player

Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.

by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021

Flex

When you flex your girl, your showing her off to everybody posting pics with each other & being a simp because you want everybody to be jealous.

Damn I just got a new girl her names kyleigh I be flexin her cuz she’s the baddest bitch in town.

by Flex yo girl December 5, 2020

Dick flex

When you flex your dick inside your partners throat

Last night I was getting head and I flexed my dick in her throat she was so mad it made her gag- dick flex

by Harryharold August 30, 2019