mega flex

A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.
"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."
by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles November 19, 2018
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Pock

The act of imitating a parrot in the specific manner of attacking a person with your nose while saying, "Pock, pock, pock."
Dude, don't pock me. That's really creepy.
by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles October 24, 2010
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