justsomeguywhoeatswaffles's definitions

mega flex

A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.

"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."

by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles November 19, 2018

Pock

The act of imitating a parrot in the specific manner of attacking a person with your nose while saying, "Pock, pock, pock."

Dude, don't pock me. That's really creepy.

by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles October 25, 2010