fecker monker

A polite way of saying 'fucking monkey'

Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.

"father, you're a fecker monker!"

by dickie936 July 30, 2009

Feces Penthouse

Placement of the cat box off the floor, in order to prevent the dog from eating the cat turds. The higher the better, preferably.

Have you scooped the feces penthouse? It looks fully occupied.

by fritz_lapook September 27, 2009

fecally speaking

To bullshit someone; to talk mad shit about a subject

John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"

James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"

by mastertrainer1978 August 6, 2010

Fecal Frown

A girl whose smile looks like she's smelling a fart.

Friend 1: Yo Darnell, check out this girl she maaad cute.

Friend 2: Nah yo, that bitch got a fecal frown.

by pseduceonym April 30, 2014

Feczko

A gay asshole that adores any dick, Asian, black, white, and even Mexican. Sometimes he will make fun of Shuble's hair, but really he knows his hair is shit. Beware this gigantic, magnum cunt has that fucker Donald Trump's spirit in his soul. Feczkos always have monster, juicy, greasy, meaty, slimy, crispy, slongs.

I don't like him, that boy is a Feczko

by Mario6942069 January 17, 2017

fece flakes

The after math toilet paper resting on your toilet seat when you wipe your anus.

Yo bro whose fece flakes are on the toilet?

by Stazzi;) January 15, 2018

Fechi

Literally one of the sweetest people you would ever meet. Easy-going and extremely friendly. Easily angered too but gets over negative emotions quickly. He is always scared of his feelings and emotions and will hide under the guise of I love my lonely self; lies cos the MF is lonely AF and needs all the affection he can get.

Let him Fechi, stop raining on his parade

by BBWizl February 2, 2020