Petroleum Transference Engineer

A position given to those who transfer gas to your vehicle. Amateurs are known as Gas Attendants, however as their skillset increases, they become Petroleum Transference Engineers.

I went to the local Citgo and the Petroleum Transference Engineer pumped my car so hard.

by jpg20369 December 25, 2018

Lada engine is starting

Enter this into google translate and click voice translation button to hear it being spoken:
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vroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroom

The sound of Lada engine is starting. Also:
Your reaction when Lada engine doesn't start, also enter this into google translate and click voice translation button:
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

by 32121 December 21, 2017

chaos engine

Science of stringing together random data and facts that give an equation order.

The million man March speech was solidified by a chaos engine.

by thanos is power July 13, 2014

Social Engineer

Teacher

The social engineer walked into the classroom and said, "good morning boys and girls, today we are going to learn about the civil war."

by wonderaround September 19, 2012

Thomas The Tank Engine

A dope ass mothafuckin train. Many people ship him with Percy, that one green twink engine.

"Bro, that episode of Thomas The Tank Engine was lit af."

" Yeah nigga it was danker than my kush. "

by DemDankMemz October 3, 2018

Ghetto Engineering Tactics

An undefined, shotgun approach to engineering.

Skipping all logical engineering methods and going straight to the "easy to implement solution"

Thinking that an "easy to implement" solution is in any way easy, or a solution.


See nutstache

Andy employs ghetto engineering tactics very well.

by Erik December 11, 2003

Stack Overflow Engineer

Someone who can't program for shit but stays afloat by copying and posting code from stack overflow.

Jimmy: Hey David, do you think I should ask Bob for some help with implementing multithreading?

David: Nah, Bob's a stack overflow engineer. Better to just Google it yourself.

by xyzteaparty October 31, 2019